Gimba Kakanda shares a very hilarious thread,"Bukola Saraki is an 'Illuminati' agent"

Nigerian essayist and fiction writer, Gimba Kakanda shares this very hilarious satirical thread on twitter where he claims Nigerian senate president Bukola Saraki is an Illuminati agent.

According to him, 'Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze'.

Gimba however ended the thread by saying, 'If you believe this, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that gave them to you. You clearly don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense'.

Follow the thread below and have a good laugh..

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